That’s like me on the highway

That’s like me on the highway

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Anonymous asked: You + All the sexy laaadies ;)

Heh, yeah

  • Who cooks:

The ladies

  • Who does the laundry and other chores: 

them, again

  • How many children do they have:

NONE.

  • Who’s more dominate:

Me

  • Favorite nonsexual activity:

eh, I don’t know, driving?

  • Their favorite place to be together:

wherever I am

  • Any traditions:

um, no

  • Their “song”:

um, I’m not good with earth-music

  • What they do for each other on holidays:

wash me

  • Where did they go for their honeymoon:

um, a highway?

  • Where did they first meet:

Where you usually meet sexy ladies

  • Any pets:

No.

  • What do they fight over:

Me, hehe 

  • Do they go on vacations, if so where:

They go where I go

asker

Anonymous asked: You + Runamuck

Ew, no!

((OOC: 

  • Who cooks:

Neither does

  • Who does the laundry and other chores: 

They don’t do laundry, except when they’re forced to do it, in which case it’s both

  • How many children do they have:

None

  • Who’s more dominate:

…Runabout, but don’t tell Runamuck

  • Favorite nonsexual activity:

Trashing cars, making explosions, beating others up

  • Their favorite place to be together:

The highway, or streets in general

  • Any traditions:

can’t think of any

  • Their “song”:

I’m not good with music; “Cool guys don’t look at explosions”?

  • What they do for each other on holidays:

Shooting at Autobots? 

  • Where did they go for their honeymoon:

Nowhere, they didn’t have any money to go anywhere

  • Where did they first meet:

I guess some seedy bar?

  • Any pets:

Nope.

  • What do they fight over:

chicks (hah! as if there are any!)

  • Do they go on vacations, if so where:

Somewhere with chicks, an egg farm, I assume.

))

asker

Anonymous asked: You + The Secret Tunnel

I don’t dig tunnels!

Philadephia Welcomes You

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

Tarn waited as the ship slowly settled down against the planet. Kaon had tracked the two Decepticons to a location on one of the larger landmasses—apparently in the middle of an organic city. That had been of no matter—he’d instructed Tesarus to land the Peaceful Tyranny as close to the two Decepticons as possible, and not to waste time looking for an open space. He could hear the structures being crushed under the ship’s weight, and imagined the organics’ terror as their houses crumbled around them.

When the hatch finally opened, he strode down it, coming to stand in the middle of a slightly-damaged street.

//Runabout, Runamuck—we’ve arrived.//

//Cool, wait, I think I can see you ship//

he drove faster, hitting a few humans that were running over the street in panic and transforming in front of Tarn.

“Tarn, I “suddenly Runabout remembered that Megatron-fanaticism that group had”…uh, all hail Megatron?”

he looked over his shoulder “So, um cool ship…can I fly it?”

asker

Anonymous asked: On a scale from 1-10, how awesome and nice is your mun?

Awesome? I’m a living,breathing sleeping-pill, people look at me and feel tired. As for niceness, I try to be friendly to everyone.